Badly Overdue Premiere Wrapup and ISO-9001 Certification
January 19th, 2016
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Obligatory disclaimer as always. Shows certainly do get better or worse than what their first episode(s) indicated. Mostly worse. Especially given the trend of the general anime audience to whip themselves into a furor over. Especially considering anime's problems with repetition and immediately taking every premise it has, unique or not, and then going to a holding pattern within a month. Some of them began in a holding pattern. I also cheated a little this season by being lazy and not getting this done last week.
Anything I plan on definitely covering at least one more episode of has frappucino next to its name. Also, either a link to my post, or if it's a sequel to something I already checked out of long ago, to one of the original Komugi series multitudinous openings.That doesn't mean I'll stick with it, or won't eventually pick up something without one (although since I'm doing this late, it's a pretty damn good bet), just that I'm planning to cover at least one more episode. Unless an episode bored or offended me on a fundamental level, I do tend to at least glance through the next episode or two of most things, even if I have nothing further to say. It has happened at least once in the past that I changed my mind and both quit on, then changed my mind on a show between episodes 2 and 3.
Anyway, onward and forward.
MONDAY
The Four Rhythms Beyond the Blue
More obnoxious than cute, but is handling its characters with above average deftness, ignoring how low a bar that is at any rate.
Snow White with the Red Hair
I miss visual gags in anime that took forms other than being screamed in my face.
Unhaltable Bahamut Cron Job
Emulates every light novel cliche aside from incest (yet) without a shred of ambition or an original thought of its own.
TUESDAY
Prince of Stride
Even if the sports side had a little style (which was gone by episode 2), the comedy and characters are porridge at best.
WEDNESDAY
God's Blessings on This Wonderful World
Production needs a little help, and in general conflict with itself. Hopefully it plans to move forward as the first episode ended.
Haruta and Chika in the Yada Yada
Doesn't seem to understand what actual mysteries or romance are, which is weird for a mystery/romance show.
Phantom World
Characters and story are subordinate to bad fanservice and adherence to worse cliches, but at least the production's strong.
THURSDAY
Active Raid
A truly ridiculous faffing around that seems to be doing everything it can to avoid being the show in its premise.
Assassination Classroom
Mugimaru yells a lot more than I remember.
Dagashikashi
Jokes are rarely good, but it is at least trying in ways that don't constantly deafen me.
ERASED
Another high concept show that falls apart at the lower levels, headed by a protagonist it's impossible to get behind.
Girls Beyond the Something or Other
Yet another in the endless parade of nonsensical masturbatory metafiction with characters as interesting as soap.
Norn9
Very loud music, and shots of scenery do not content make.
Phantasy Star Online 2
Who the hell would even want to watch bland teenagers playing an MMO in the first place?
FRIDAY
Divine Gate
Ridiculously angsty and overly melodramatic for having a demon puppy in a top hat, and the action is… not.
GATE
Now that's CGI.
Lover's Suicide Comedy
The ten minutes of rakugo and pithy lesson about being yourself in a 'mature' show were the anvil on the camel's back.
Pandora in the Crimson Shell
Missing the budget it badly needs, but the story's been moving with passable characters, putting it above the pack.
Sacred Sword Mountain
Not many jokes if this was supposed to be a comedy, but not an adventure either, so I'm not sure what the selling point here is.
SATURDAY
DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Remember when Nabeshin used to be a thing?
Komugier
Let's take a parody series, and reboot it as what it was parodying, and without any of the production! Genius!
Luck and Logic
Mediocre action that badly needs a driving force, budget, and to not repeat whatever the hell the second episode was.
Utawarerumono 2
After three months, they finally stopped taking baths and thumbing through softcore porn. Protagonist and writing remains awful.
Sunday
Dimension W
Considering the silent, competent, action hero protagonist, and writing that really shouldn't be scrutinized, it's expositionriffic.
Grimgar
About 90% so far has been blatant, straight up padding to avoid the story that it still doesn't even have.
Schwarzesmarken
Massively overdramatizes itself, and most of the cast act like crazy people without regard to sense.
Wrapup of the Wrapup:
It's not what I'd call a particularly strong season, although it is spread out across the week. I haven't forgotten about my experiments with pornographic games on this blog, but they're very time consuming and I'm not really tremendously eager to get back to them. I'm in a slight lull between translating in general for at least the next week while I get stuff ready for BB2's release and get back to refamiliarizing myself with/cleaning up some early parts of the behemoth after my two month BB2 break before diving back into that for the next probably eight plus months, so maybe I'm just enjoying not having to engage the kanji part of my brain for a brief spell. I'd be content to call that six month experiment complete at any rate and go back to maybe some random thoughts/T&A dumps/reviews of the early parts of things. Still haven't forgotten Izumo4! Just got to find a chunk of time to actually sit down and play it for a while.
Speaking of which, back to work.
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Ouch, what a line up. When was the last time there was an objectively good anime in your estimation? It’s a shame anime hasn’t been that strong lately.
Of course this is all subject to personal tastes and etc. For example I enjoyed F/sn a lot but it was very poorly received by Aroduc. There are certain things that are objectively bad, like bad budget being bad budget, but to some people one show’d bad budget can be overlooked if they like the waifus etc so enjoyment still varies from person to person.