天下制覇

It’s not the best rallying cry I’ve heard.

Impressions:

What do you know? Maybe these clowns do have some idea of how to make a ridiculously terrible fetishy bonus episode after all. That was in doubt after how lame most of the DVD specials were. Here though, we have a plant that sucks large breasts and then grows its own. Somewhat bizarrely too, they actually seemed to put slight effort into the episode too, or maybe I’m just misremembering how terrible the actual show’s animation was, because I recall it being pretty damn awful.

Anyway, the only real difference between this episode and any of the regular DVD specials was that it ramped the fetishism up a few more levels to where you’d expect it to be and was 21 minutes long instead of 3. There was approximately the same amount of actual content, just a lot more Issei ranting and attempts to needlessly explain their disturbing breast monsters, as is usual for the episodes. If anybody could use a ball gag jammed down their throat, it’s him. I swear to Zeus that there was at least seven minutes of nothing but him ranting in the second half.