天下制覇

Also, giant carrots.

Just for the record, lest my austere reputation for promptness be damaged further, I didn’t forget this last night. It just didn’t pop up on the interwebs until about 1:30 am, at which point I was in no mood to subject myself to it.

Impressions:

Another pretty boringly standard episode. The ‘highlight’, if you can even call it for the show, was Lily rubbing essentially washing herself to orgasm while Yuit sat in the corner saying how she was supposed to be rubbing down Lotte. And she did it with just soap, water, and probably a couple well placed starfish. You’d think she’d have stolen a showerhead at some point, but apparently not. Drillhair also kind of just popped out of absolutely nowhere for someone who could apparently seize control of the entire undead horde with barely a thought. I also question why Shrimpy doesn’t have a backup remote. Or apparently can’t make one. I’d put that at a higher priority than visiting hot springs, but apparently lesbian rubdowns trump all.  

The low point was the continual cutaways to Vibrogirl and Luna² to show… how Vibrogirl’s family is poor and Luna² can apparently use her tentacles to create giant mutant vegetables. Because when there’s a pirate commanding undead skeletons and using a hijacked robot maid fighting a menagerie that is more cosplay prostitute ring than RPG party, the thing to focus on is the harvest. I’m not even sure where Lily went after Drillhair jacked all her stuff. She just literally jumped straight up and disappeared. There wasn’t even a little twinkle of light as she disappeared, just a fade into the clouds.

Preview:

Ditzy elf waitresses.