Animal Fun Facts #09 — “I Dream of a Racially Pure Utopia”

March 2nd, 2020


The second half didn't even have a fun fact.


I guess that's what happens when you try to do an entire segment based around coming up with an excuse to put all the girls in their underwear but also can't be bothered to put any kibble in the writers' food dishes. For a brief moment, it even seemed for once that it might be somewhat conscious of animals interacting with each other despite always ranting about how it's impossible and immoral. Then I remember that it just a moment before had a big romanticisized daydream about the protagonist's fervant dream to create a racially segregated world for the purity of his species. Frankly, I'm more interested in following the lion storyline. It's getting weird, but at least it's not fantasizing about establishing a new Reich.

That's skipping over the first half which had the fun fact about tarsiers killing themselves when stressed. Note that things like a typhoon, sharing the halls with carnivores, or screaming dinosaurs aren't stressful in this setup, but being talked to, shaking hands, and existing in the same room as anybody else. Fine, whatever. We'll go with it. And the joke is… everything makes her die. Didn't we have this gag already? Oh, she dies in a slightly different way. The incredible part is probably that they bothered to cast someone to say her like two lines.

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