天下制覇

The sacrifices I make.

Semi-Impressions:

This is mostly here because I said I'd get the season preview up today and I came down with a case of the naps yesterday, so still have about 15 pithy comments to think up and sprites to attach to them, and I think we all know that's just about the only good these season previews are. So, uh… tomorrow morning or afternoon, depending on how the 'wit' flows. And at least one person was clamoring for this show's weird confusion about breasts… understanding their shape and how they're basically sacks of flesh, yet not quite making it to understanding how they interact with tight clothes, resulting in shirts that I can only assume have boob pockets. Vacuum sealed boob pockets.

Anywho, they bathe, they hump, they slap tits, they squat, they give forceful enemas full of bath water, the same jokes are repeated one more time for the road. Frogs croak, rabbits hop, England secedes, life continues ever on. It neither has enough fanservice for it to have really earned its moniker as a bonus episode, yet not enough content otherwise to be called anything but that. If you want to be trashy, be trashy. Don't be coy about it. Oh, look at us, just innocently grinding our tits and waist against the floor. Can't imagine what this might appear to be. Giggle giggle tee hee hee. I might respect you if you just go straight at the softcore porn. Call you a trashy heap of titflesh, yes, but a respectable trashy heap of titflesh. But no, "we'll grant his every wish" so let's do "rest head on thighs." Or "put on this costume." Way to aim for the goddamned sky, fanservice.