天下制覇

Sometimes, I miss Guilty Crown.

Impressions:

Well, this was utter garbage in the grand tradition of completely giving up set by such schlock as Zero no Tsukaima and Infinite Stratos. I kind of feel like they made it to double digits before having entire episodes of pure schlock, but I've probably just repressed that under the even worse memories of the times after they hit double digits. Or maybe because they were still trying to take cues from Slayers and contain slapstick instead of the 'joke' of "Here's some tits." Or maybe I just wrote haikus or talked about my most recent game of Civ4 as a way of acting out. Anyway, to summarize, because that's all that really needs to be done here, the episode was split into four parts.
Part One: The girls pretend to be prostitutes in the grand tradition of Japanese hostesses.
Part Two: The girls actually become overly eager prostitutes in the grand tradition of Japanese date rape magic.
Part Three: Swimsuits.
Part Four: Tentacle rape.

This, Japan. This is how I am able to translate games where a day of raping turns hate to undying love and adoration, and muster up nothing more than an exaggerated rolling of my eyes. Speaking of which, I should get back to that rubbish instead of wasting any more brain cells on this rubbish.