天下制覇

Can’t let a season end without one of these posts.

Yeah, I actually have little to say, but if you want a laugh, there is one thing.

Once upon a time, there was an eroge company called Littlewitch that made, among other things, games about little girls hitting dice with meteors. They went out of business, but like the mighty Voltron, have turned into mechanical lions reformed as a new company whose debut title is going to be an SRPG based around random historical figures reimagined as girls to be conquered and seduced. Just reading through cast is hilarious enough in itself even without all their profiles jiggling like everybody is made of pudding… even the ones that don’t actually have breasts like Huayna Capac. Tenco’s ‘mastery’ of history is also hilarious. Australia is just random convicts from all over the world, Native Americans are Indias (which is different from Ashoka’s India), Ivan the Terrible‘s pants have been stolen, and for some reason, Lancelot is Japanese while Arthur is British.

And the site plays Scottish music.

It is a strange strange world.