天下制覇

Now this… this may have given me cancer or at least some wasting disease like lupus. I’m not sure what part exactly… the fact that the enemies are generic polygons… or maybe that the boss patterns are the kind of things I do in Danmakufu just to see if I understand how math works… or maybe that the only way to accumulate points is by slashing one certain kind of bullet and then collecting the items that also look like bullets that spew forth… or maybe it’s the fact that the hitbox is a lie. IF YOU INCLUDE A HITBOX, IT SHOULD BE NOT BE A LIE. Sheesh. Luckily, I’ve got REFRAIN in the wings to cleanse my palate.

As one of the sane people of the world people who didn’t like Lucky Star, I kind of just wanted to get this one out of the way, but it actually didn’t turn out anywhere nearly as awful as I dreaded. In a world where Guardian Heroines didn’t exist, this might even be a respectable beat-em-up. Even if you’re not a Lucky Star fan, you’ll probably get a few giggles out of it. Let’s be fair though, I expected it to give me cancer and I only got a headcold. This is not high praise by any means.

Sorry Clannad fans.

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