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How could an episode go so bad so fast?

Impressions:

16 minutes and 25 seconds is the exact point where this episode went into a nose dive and turned into a flaming wreckage washing away the lives and souls of decent godfearing men and women. Before that point, we were just having our usual romantic comedy antics. Bubbles and Wolfy are terrible cooks and kept forcefeeding Spineless their terrible things. Wolfy got some points for playing hard-to-get early on, which was rather amusing in her deadpan delivery of the normal tsundere archetype lines. Even the bento-off was alright, if a bit trite. Then, around 15 minutes in, ACTION.

<Aroduc> Action scene!
<Aroduc> With silly sound effects
<totali> the aroduc radar goes:
<totali> wewewewewewew

It wasn’t much, but some punk threw a giant wind blast at Chizuru. It didn’t do much, but Kouta, being a braindead moron, decided to jump in front of her and block the incoming tornado, getting himself tossed in the air and knocked out. Then Chizuru went ballistic because he had a scratch on his face.

At this point, we come to 16 minutes and 25 seconds. Let’s call it the Turning Point.

At 16 minutes and 25 seconds, Kouta is naked except for his boxers. Chizuru is stripping herself, and there’s a loli in a tub of water. Chizuru wets herself with the water and proceeds to hump Kouta. Soon after, Nozomu, also in her skivvies is likewise humping him. He wakes up to the usual hysterics, but they’re busy footwrestling on his crotch. What does the loli do during all this?

The loli watches.

I have no idea how Kouta extracted himself, but the next day, Chizuru finally gets physical and threatens to eviscerate Nozomu (you go, girl!), but Kouta tries to stop her and be a man. He ends up biting his tongue without finishing his sentence, sending Chizuru off in tears. He gives chase, and if you thought it couldn’t get any worse then hoo boy you are wrong.

After a little heart to heart, Chizuru demands a spanking.

A spanking.

She pulls down her panties and waggles her ass at him until he agrees to do it.

But one wasn’t enough for her.

So that’s how the episode ends. Kouta repeatedly spanking Chizuru as she moans and wiggles her ass.

I’m really not certain what to say here. On one hand, watching this show is an experience that I don’t think I could find anywhere else. Hell, I’ve seen Eiken and it wasn’t as messed up as this. We’ve already covered masochism, bestiality, nonconsensual, and voyeurism… and it’s only episode 3. I’m… well… amazed to be honest. Slightly aghast, but mostly amazed. There’s a semi-palatable romance comedy lurking somewhere under all this, but at this point, I think I just want to soak in the experience and see where they’re going next.

Preview:

Super cosplay battle omega.