Problem Children OVA — Milky Rabbit Stew

July 21st, 2013

 

I don’t think I remembered a single character’s name when I started this episode.

Blood Lad’s broadcast was delayed an hour and a half today, so I assumed I could just nap out for a while longer and miss nothing. Oops.

Impressions:

This was a very confusing episode. Not the plot. God no. But the construction of the episode itself. It’s like half the staff just wanted to make a T&A filled OVA bonus episode hitting as many of the cliches as possible. Pans up and down tits and asses, fellating sausages, tentacles, swimsuits, deepthroating bananas, re-enacting the horse scene from Cruel Intentions 2, dissolving clothes, milk covered rabbits, more tentacles, fundoshi wedgies, lesbian fleshpiles writhing, etc. The other half of the staff wanted to make utterly generic filler like most of the series had already been out of a fear of the audience rejecting the premise of "Look at some tits!" unless they introduced a new character and what can only be called a plot because otherwise you’d have to call it a coffee stain on the script. Instead of working together, they decided to just split the episode up between them. You can spot the exact moment when the first group took over too and when they gave control up again.

So, uh, yeah. Anyway, pans up and down tits and asses, fellating sausages, tentacles, swimsuits, deepthroating bananas, re-enacting the horse scene from Cruel Intentions 2, dissolving clothes, milk covered rabbits, more tentacles, fundoshi wedgies, lesbian fleshpiles writhing. etc. It’s not exactly rocket science, although from the somewhat laughable ‘action’ intro and apparently need to spend almost half the episode ‘justifying’ it, you’d be excused for thinking that it is.

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10 Shouts From the Peanut Gallery

  • slicendice says:

    An anime heroine may not exist without being covered in some sort of milky fluid. It is law.

  • The Phantom says:

    Humm is the source material like this? I do remember the anime being top notch, this was veeeery close to softporn…

    So I suppose that the majority of the audience for anime in japan is preteen masturbating at drawings? what about the mid 20s that grew up watching anime? there is nothing for us? this kind of OVAs just leaves me sad, I suppose I am too told to be watching anime???

    • jingoi says:

      watch lupin the 3rd/golgo 13/psycho pass/baccano/ghost in the shell SAC-2nd gig-Arise/anything that has less than 3 moe girls, that’s what I’m doing.

    • slicendice says:

      Top notch? Shits and giggles is top notch now? Why it looks positively cheap. I simply cannot enjoy something so cheap.

  • Flood says:

    Ah, the trend of the shitty vapid fanservice soaked OVA continues.

    I guess it’s what the “fans” want, nay, crave, but I really wish, just for once, they’d take the opportunity to wrap up loose ends from the series in the OVAs instead of cartoon T&A crap that only appeals to 13-27 year old hairy back guys living in their parents’ basement living off Cheetos.

    Or a serious, non-fanservice original side story. Who really cares about cartoon nudity? It’s so fake.

  • Gamen says:

    Wow, I wonder how embarrassed the author was when he saw what he’d agreed to have bundled with the book. I would have thought it’d limit itself to a little bath fanservice, given the generally family-friendly nature of the series.

  • Atmo says:

    “Oh my god, japanese teens fap to anime!1!”
    Really that you come with that in this day and age? Grow up.