天下制覇

I don’t think I remembered a single character’s name when I started this episode.

Blood Lad’s broadcast was delayed an hour and a half today, so I assumed I could just nap out for a while longer and miss nothing. Oops.

Impressions:

This was a very confusing episode. Not the plot. God no. But the construction of the episode itself. It’s like half the staff just wanted to make a T&A filled OVA bonus episode hitting as many of the cliches as possible. Pans up and down tits and asses, fellating sausages, tentacles, swimsuits, deepthroating bananas, re-enacting the horse scene from Cruel Intentions 2, dissolving clothes, milk covered rabbits, more tentacles, fundoshi wedgies, lesbian fleshpiles writhing, etc. The other half of the staff wanted to make utterly generic filler like most of the series had already been out of a fear of the audience rejecting the premise of "Look at some tits!" unless they introduced a new character and what can only be called a plot because otherwise you’d have to call it a coffee stain on the script. Instead of working together, they decided to just split the episode up between them. You can spot the exact moment when the first group took over too and when they gave control up again.

So, uh, yeah. Anyway, pans up and down tits and asses, fellating sausages, tentacles, swimsuits, deepthroating bananas, re-enacting the horse scene from Cruel Intentions 2, dissolving clothes, milk covered rabbits, more tentacles, fundoshi wedgies, lesbian fleshpiles writhing. etc. It’s not exactly rocket science, although from the somewhat laughable ‘action’ intro and apparently need to spend almost half the episode ‘justifying’ it, you’d be excused for thinking that it is.