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…She even bled.

Impressions:

Athena (A)’s not gaining any points by sniffing his stuff while his little sister laments her lot in life. He’s not gaining any points either. I swear that at least half of his part of that conversation was picking out a random word from the last senence said and adding a question mark. It must’ve also been extremely embarrassing for his erection sword to suddenly appear in his lap right in front of the big guy. Anyway, the episode suffered pretty extremely from "Oh crap, we just realized it was the second to last episode and we need to make this actually feel like an ending." So their decision was that the little date montage last week was a good enough excuse for copious flashbacks and whatnot showing how deep their past is, probably hoping that nobody realizes almost all of them came from either last week or episode 1-2.

Still, you really have to admire how they went all out with the not-actually-sex-but-totally-was scene. Camera mounted on his crotch as he mounted her, he lifted her leg up over her head as he was ‘kissing’ her, she began bleeding when he jammed something in full force, naked orgasmic moans, rubbing her stomach and sighing about how warm she is inside with his ‘power,’ the whole works. And then they finished by pulling a naked semi-possessed girl out of some kind of mecha-goo golem. I believe in Japan, that’s called the missionary position. You could learn something from them about corny, over the top sensuality, Arms.

Oh, and Athena’s split into her sniffing half and evil half now because of him, apparently. Why not?