Campione! #12 — Penis Mounted Camera

September 21st, 2012


…She even bled.


Athena (A)’s not gaining any points by sniffing his stuff while his little sister laments her lot in life. He’s not gaining any points either. I swear that at least half of his part of that conversation was picking out a random word from the last senence said and adding a question mark. It must’ve also been extremely embarrassing for his erection sword to suddenly appear in his lap right in front of the big guy. Anyway, the episode suffered pretty extremely from "Oh crap, we just realized it was the second to last episode and we need to make this actually feel like an ending." So their decision was that the little date montage last week was a good enough excuse for copious flashbacks and whatnot showing how deep their past is, probably hoping that nobody realizes almost all of them came from either last week or episode 1-2.

Still, you really have to admire how they went all out with the not-actually-sex-but-totally-was scene. Camera mounted on his crotch as he mounted her, he lifted her leg up over her head as he was ‘kissing’ her, she began bleeding when he jammed something in full force, naked orgasmic moans, rubbing her stomach and sighing about how warm she is inside with his ‘power,’ the whole works. And then they finished by pulling a naked semi-possessed girl out of some kind of mecha-goo golem. I believe in Japan, that’s called the missionary position. You could learn something from them about corny, over the top sensuality, Arms.

Oh, and Athena’s split into her sniffing half and evil half now because of him, apparently. Why not?


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8 Shouts From the Peanut Gallery

  • Kadi says:

    In the novel Godou thinks the kiss hurts because she moans so much. I didn’t believe him then, I don’t do it now.

    That said, nice kiss, bad combat, unmentionable plot, nonexistent character development. No surprises here.

  • NightShadow2239 says:

    Hmm… So they’re going to skip over the Hikari/monkey arc?

    As a side note, the link to your last picture is “97” and should be “96”.

  • tylon says:

    What had happened to Athena?
    The hero that was consumed by Athena took her power? The weak looking Athena is too delicious.

    I must comment on the nice kissing scene… too bad on the not been able to witness a similar (upgraded) scene on the Hikari/monkey arc.

  • Yue says:

    most awkward screenshot ever from the audience standpoint

  • Benigmatica says:

    Oh shit, this sexual healing is so EXTREME that someone’s planning to make a H-doujin about it!


    what da hale tell me did this godou just “do it” just seem got blonde italy female now knocked up & pregnant?!

    watching 12eps wonder with all wonder finale ep be like?

  • The Phantom says:

    this episode was a lame drama bomb. come one Campione you can do better than this.

  • Hedric says:

    After reading the novels, I started on the anime, so I was rather disappointed with the kissing scenes till they did well with Lili’s… and then they had to go full around to overboard with this one. sigh

    A lot of the suspense of the series just went out of the window when they started making significant preparation events happen midfight.

    Pity because with the right execution even a poorly written rom-com like this could have turned into something mildly watchable.