June 18th, 2012
This was disappointing for a long time for a number of reasons. First, they didn’t skip the horrendous earbleeding OP. It’s the last episode, come on! Haven’t we suffered enough? Second, for a good 16 minutes or so, it was just a generic underanimated bit of action fluff. Melona was especially insufferable, going full-on villain monologue before getting lightninged in the back of the head. Admittedly, she was kind of cute as an inch high evil overlord wannabe, but that wasn’t until after… other things happened.
Yada yada, big explosion, chinese girls put up a barrier but are hurt. So what does the nun do now? Throws everybody else aside, plants her staff against the ground, shoves it into her ass, and begins vigorously rubbing. Vigorously. And keeps doing it at the danger of more lightninging as others jump to protect her magically hotdogging herself to orgasm. That was the hardest I think I’ve laughed all season at anything. Wow, ARMS. Wow. Which one of your writers came up with that one? What was the plan even supposed to be there? Magical hotdogging? Ass friction barrier? Emergency anal stimulation? In any case, thanks for making my evening a little brighter.
Unsurprising final thoughts at the end.
What can I say? It’s been… terrifying. To its credit, it’s one of the few shows that didn’t get markedly worse as the season went on. No, it bottomed out in episode 2 featuring one girl masturbating in the middle of the street while the protagonist was being raped by a land-octopus. After that, it more or less hit a stride with occasional instances of vibrating underwear. Stride may not be the right word. Limp? Lurch? Stumble? Flop? It is what it is, and at least I could enjoy myself making fun of it for an evening without engendering feelings of bitterness about it turning out terrible. Isn’t that what’s most important? No, probably not, but I’m willing to count it as a win. Plus, I can’t hate it right now since my sides still hurt from the magic nundogging.