天下制覇

Still beats how Duel Savior died.

Just releasing a patch is no fun at all. Also, my advisor seems to have forgotten that I exist this term and is just rubber stamping anything I hand him, so I have a surprising abundance of free time to engage in shenanigans and little motivation to be productive… at least until final papers hit. So here we find ourselves. With me in a rare position of unspecified power, and you know me. I’m like a zen chef of the internet. I use all the parts of the power.

So, I have a pretty-much finished patch of something, save torturing my editors to eek out every single nook and cranny. Well, technically, I have three patches. One of them has 500 pictures of cats that look like Ron Swanson. The second has Dustin Gatlitz’s 2007 thesis on New Jazz… and 500 pictures of cats that look like Ron Swanson. Those two patches are free to anybody. I think they should be shared freely with the world.

Mysterious Patch #1
Mysterious Patch #2

For the third patch, you will have to defeat me in mortal combat to obtain it. It probably actually patches something and may or may not contain cats. Maybe it even something posted here, or somethings! Although fair warning, it’ll only work if you’re completely installed and up to date, which may also be a challenge in and of itself.

It may also contain cats.

So what I’m going to do is… go out with friends to Outback for dinner, endure a greasy Bloomin’ Onion for a passable French dip Freedom dip, come home, and then… should you be clever enough to find me wherever I’m lurking on IRC and are firm enough of heart to defeat me at MBAACC, there might be a patch for an unspecified game in it for you. And pictures of cats. Be warned, I know at least three combos and can block 100% of the time when I see an attack coming. Also, I play on a wireless laptop, so you know it’s going to be an upper echelon affair. Priority will be given to whoever minions decide they like the most. Sucking up is not only allowed, but encouraged.

And yes, I am fully aware that this will either last until about 15 minutes after my first defeat or create a temporary caste of Melty Blood Haves that look down upon the Have-Nots. Frankly, I kind of hope it’s both.

This plan is flawless.

There may or may not be a real post and public release Monday morning with significantly more bitterness.

And fewer cats.