天下制覇

In my sex ed class, we competed over who got to give the grossest STI report.

You know, because we were immature, idiot teenagers.

Impressions:

I'm deeply curious about the technology here. It can sense when people are supposedly fighting, when they're groping each other, but when they scream "LET'S COMPLETE FAKE OUT THE SYSTEM AND MANIPULATE IT, YOU STUPID IDIOT," it turns a completely blind eye. Well, I guess when this is also a school that endorses sexual abuse and manipulation of its students, we're already not exactly aiming for high art, and boy, do the animators and directors agree. It's about three seconds into the episode before the first shot of cleavage, and the first voice anybody lets out is a moan. The poor pink thing can't go ten seconds on screen without the camera being shoved down her chest, while the brunette gets imagined having sex multiple times and has a perpetual flush and watery eyes. 

But it's the main character who truly makes the show absolutely exhausting to deal with. He is of the screaming type. He screams. A lot. Constantly. In response to everything and anything. And his sidekick is another hyperactive dude who screams even more, the worst of the visual novel cliches from fifteen years ago. There is nothing more to the show either. Nonstop fanservice of the two girls while the protagonist screams about it and roleplays with one of them, occasionally fantasizing about having sex with one or both. Just watch some damn porn.

Next Episode:

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