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Well, at least there’s something.

Impressions:

I’d probably be more snide if not for all the other shows engaged in 100% pissing around mode in a transparent attempt to pad things out for the finale. This one’s only in 95% pissing around mode, the 5% comprised of… getting in the front door and beating basically two random grunts, thus putting them at approximately the same level as they were in episode 1. I guess we’re not supposed to remember that and at least they didn’t put any time, effort, or budget into that weak little bit of nonsense. But at least they played triumphant music when the training session finished and had two girls kiss. Give them a damned Emmy.

I think the moment du crétin, as I believe the French say, this week came either from all the warped faces which were especially awful this week, or maybe how they kept leering at Blondie and making overtures about raping her. Or maybe it was the little waif going down in a single weak attack after ranting about how great and strong she is. What happened there exactly? Was she thinking “I’ve got this won as long as none of these two mages, both projectile users, shoot any projectiles!” I don’t even know how her buddy’s sword ended up in the ceiling. Did it bounce off the ground? Stupid’s attack wasn’t even close to actually hitting him. Did he just throw it up there? You know, he probably did.

Next Episode:

 

Mouths.