Thank God For Censoring

July 17th, 2011

I… I don’t even want to know. I just flipped through and saw… that. I’m not even sure what to say. I’m not even sure what that was. Only that it’s terrifying.

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27 Shouts From the Peanut Gallery

  • Nanokun says:
    July 17, 2011 at 10:57 am

    that really sucks :(

    where can we see that uncensored?

  • Athos says:
    July 17, 2011 at 11:00 am

    SWEET JESUS SOMEBODY KILL IT

  • skurai says:
    July 17, 2011 at 11:11 am

    LOL WTF BBQ, was it just me who ended up with a huge fit of the giggles

  • sage says:
    July 17, 2011 at 12:09 pm

    My face during this whole thing.

  • firecow says:
    July 17, 2011 at 12:46 pm

    What the hell is this show trying to do for its audience anyway? Also WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH?

  • Nanaya says:
    July 17, 2011 at 1:09 pm

    I typed and deleted about 4 different things trying to express myself. Words will not suffice. Just, what the hell. Why. Why. Why, japan, humanity, why.

  • GF202020 says:
    July 17, 2011 at 1:23 pm

    …and here I thought no one could top Queen’s Blade in the field of ridiculously stupid fanservice….

    • Aroduc says:
      July 17, 2011 at 2:01 pm

      Does this even qualify as fanservice? I can’t imagine what life one must lead to end up with a fetish for wildly oscillating breasts. Let alone laser breasts.

      • GF202020 says:
        July 17, 2011 at 8:34 pm

        For EVERYTHING OUT THERE, there is at least one person fapping to it.

        …also, you don’t know, Laser Breasts might actually be a good weapon…no one would even expect it, thus giving you the element of surprise…and the element of the loss of dignity.

  • Jack says:
    July 17, 2011 at 1:31 pm

    Why do they even bother to broadcast this rubbish? Just flip it to DVD/Blu or come up with a different story. Sure, the anticipation of first watching this censored and then buying the physical uncensored my work to a degree…but I doubt to this degree.

    Next time someone tells me all of Japan is broke and their economy awash in two decades of lost growth, I’m going to whip out this show and laugh.

  • Aex says:
    July 17, 2011 at 1:58 pm

    PFFT!! Damnit, now I need another Root Beer… Seriously, WTF!?!?!?

  • Celestial_bing says:
    July 17, 2011 at 3:03 pm

    /(~.~)\

  • tachi says:
    July 17, 2011 at 6:01 pm

    so is there an uncensored broadcast for this show or is the whole thing just an ad for the dvds?

  • Man0warr says:
    July 17, 2011 at 8:30 pm

    Episode 1 uncensored (mostly) aired on AT-X today

  • shadow says:
    July 17, 2011 at 10:24 pm

    uncensored is killing it anime, and need too more action.

  • The Phantom says:
    July 18, 2011 at 1:28 am

    Lol this is so censored that is unwatchable, the worst part is that even if it were uncensored, it’d still be unwatachable: No plot, lame action, stupid fanservice, retarded characters.

    So yea censored or not this is still garbage.

  • Yue says:
    July 18, 2011 at 2:09 am

    HELP!! my stomach hurts from laughing… it’s too much… I can’t stand it… kekekekekekekekeke

    It’s like ’90s Highlander show where you absorb your opponents powers. [zap][zap] *lightning*

    But here, it’s… argh, I can’t even make a decent description of what I just saw. O_o

    • Travis says:
      July 18, 2011 at 3:13 am

      Though we may have looked out into the wilderness, what strange things we did see; sounds, perhaps even forms – forms that stretched and grew in the way no natural human animal should; for a new outgrowth of flesh spun, and what was more spun so quickly as to awaken a color beyond the spectrum of the human eye! It was impossible to discern what those forms truly were, but such madness even in the limited comprehension… No! It was better to remain ignorant and never admit to the nightmare amongst us!

      Ia! Ia! Laserbreast f’thagn!…

      Y’know. Some production dude had to greenlight that.

      Someone. In production. Had to greenlight. Whatever the hell. That was.

      • Yue says:
        July 19, 2011 at 1:31 am

        I returned to replay this clip. My life encountered one of Earth’s mysteries yet AGAIN!.

        I can hear Zeratul whispering the coming doom. kekekekekekeke…

  • Yyi says:
    July 18, 2011 at 3:05 am

    I just watched this and my internet crashed. Wonderful correlation.

  • jingoi says:
    July 18, 2011 at 1:58 pm

    The AT-X broadcast of the first episode still has some censors, hope there is a fully uncensored webcast.

  • Anonymous says:
    July 20, 2011 at 10:49 am

    i never thought i would see a show that made qwaser look like a masterpiece

  • flomu says:
    July 20, 2011 at 11:45 am

    I’m less amazed at the sexy bouncing breasts than at the quality of the censoring. Never before have I seen such flawlessly subtle censoring. All the naughty bits are covered, yet it doesn’t feel intrusive at all.

    A true work of art.