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Why are we suplexing dragons again?

Again, this slid under my radar since it has no English simulcasts as of yet, but is a Friday show, so I guess we'll figure out what to do with it, if anything, tomorrow. Mostly, I'm amused by how utterly nonsensical this second episode was.

Impressions:

Okay, now we're… almost getting Dragon Ball fights, but most of the episode was written by Mad Libs. The evil dragon which spits acid destroys the local farmer's market while trying to kill the chosen one, who is fought off by the secret legendary general scullery maid, until interrupted by a cloaked gremlin, who throws off his cloak to reveal a second cloak, so the dragon turns into a person, allowing him to be suplexed and the chosen one to escape to the secret rugby camp of elves where they make omelettes.

Everything about that tortured sentence is the product of a writing room that is in desperate need of at least 200% more editors and 100% less ketamine. Also, wouldn't this have been much more easily accomplished by like… one random soldier with an ounce of caution? Sending an entire murder dragon to go bellowing out his evil plans is counterproductive at best. And that's not even getting into stuff like the dragon being super vulnerable to cats or how weirdly PG the whole scene was. He catches her in his mouth, fangs and all, with the gentle care of a golden retriever, because we use our mouths for throwing, not biting. Also, nobody's concerned about the cat that was tossed over the horizon? Well, okay then. Wait, why were the elves playing rugby again?