Kanan is Loud #03 — Emotional Support Thrall
April 18th, 2026
More casual abuse of children.
Impressions:
There's a brief segment in this episode where it was actually not just funny, but cute. The whole bit at the house where the maid's tweaking her, and she's frustrated and literally chewing on her mind-controlled child before physically throwing him away like a sack of potatoes. See, guys? You can do jokes as part of the conversation that show character traits without screaming or speedlines. It's possible. Let's try more of that.
The other twenty minutes though? Screaming. Practically nonstop. It weirdly tries to introduce a new character at the start, and then she vanishes again, having done her one very loud joke for like six straight minutes. Then the date is just more yelling. Mostly about her not wearing a bra, which I admit to not being a bra wearer, so maybe I'm off, but I feel like you'd notice that, especially with the 50 pound watermelons strapped to your chest like she has. It chilled out eventually, but at that point, I was already well past ready for the episode to be over. Which it did by returning to yelling. Saturday anime, you're making things rough.
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