Northern War #03 — Send In the Clowns

January 20th, 2023


They're already here.


What a bafflingly stupid episode. Who comes up with this nonsense? They're sent to infiltrate some party, but Lavi gets bored with it, so she wanders off to munch on popcorn, get hit on by jackasses, and watch a children's war propoganda show put on by an upsetting clown. But wait, it turns out the clown is actually the greatest terrorist the city has ever known and just so happens to be plotting to attack the party from his blimp, while sending his army of cat bombers through the city. But first, they much have a professional wrestling fight, with clotheslines and climbing up onto tables to jump from the top rope. Not animated though. Just a couple stills. Nor is the dude cleaning up the cat bombers animated at all. Also, did I mention all the bombs are fireworks, not bombs?

What on earth was this script? What is going on with this show? Did someone take a look at Adam West Batman and say "That. This is what I want." Is this just how the games are? I feel like I would have been aware of it if you were fighting Doink the Clown. Was the clown supposed to be the reason they were at the party? Did they have intel about a city-wide bombing and terrorist blimp attack and they decided that the only way to deal with it was to send two people undercover to not do anything whatsoever? Nothing here makes a single iota of sense.

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2 Shouts From the Peanut Gallery

  • NeclordX says:

    The hell was this episode it totally left me loss. what happened here?
    Not that it was a solid series but what the hell was that last part? “Here, take this for saving us from the terrorist” what was this?

  • The Phantom says:

    Hugely interested in any of this, just checking the SS for cameos from the game.

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