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Even Battle Golf has more accurate physics than this.

Impressions:

Pretty much the same as last week as this dumb caddy chronicle continues. If two weeks ago, you asked anybody watching this what they wanted to see, I doubt the answer would have been for it to go totally mundane, fashion montages, and minigolf. Perhaps could have predicted it, particularly putting being set to the Metal Gear OST or a random idiot showing up out of nowhere to use an 8 iron to chip shot cheat through a minigolf course, which I'm pretty sure defies a number of laws of physics. But so does her power to stop time, so who's keeping track.

But playing dramatic music is not being dramatic, and the rest of it was as banal as the dressup montage. The other girl has the power of "sees lines," which you might recognize from every single golf game ever made, even Kirby Golf, not to mention Peggle and all its ten trillion clones, while Eve just gorilla smashes the ball and it conveniently ricochets into the hole every time. It's hard to tell if she's even supposed to be styling on them or is just a lucky imbecile. Also, where's the damn obligatory minigolf gorilla and crazy tube contraptions? Why are we even playing minigolf at all if the only obstacle are some small hills? 

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