Birdie Wing #07 — Cyber Golf

May 17th, 2022


It's probably not a good thing when you're stalling for the entire episode until the cliffhanger.


The already godawful pacing takes a big hit here with this dumb Yakuza golf match going to apparently be a multiple episode affair, which means this 'arc' has now somehow stretched out to consume an entire goddamned month. Crazy pose lady has her own super strong shot from yelling at it, except she has a cybernetic arm that she's using to cheat, until it explodes. Problem being that reveal doesn't come until after the end credits roll, so the first half of that sentence is where they spend the first 21 minutes of the episode. Yeah, introducing Eve doing that in the first episode was about 30 seconds to a minute just to fill in the reactions, but this is Evil Cyber Eve, so it naturally needs to take 2000% longer.

And… yeah. That's the whole episode. They start golfing, and by the end of it, they're still going at it, with only barely… barely managing to get to revealing what the gimmick of this particular match is. Presumably they continue, by the next episode preview being yet more of the filler reactions from the peanut gallery, which this episode was already utterly lousy with. There's no back and forth. Stinky Boobs doesn't try to stink up things. Nobody cares about the short game. There's just gasps and fainting from the peanut gallery. This right here is why I can't stand sports shows. 

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2 Shouts From the Peanut Gallery

  • ark noir says:

    stinky tits has about two facial expressions . alive and slowbro. still she was the mvp of the episode.

    my favortie part was the not-telepathic conversation between ?C?Y?B?O?R?G? ?R?O?S?E? BATTLE GOLFER YUI (that SEGA GENESIS game is as messed up as this anime) and that mafia lass with the sagat scar pre 8th hole.

    my comment on birdie wing #5

    ark noir says: May 5, 2022 at 9:15 am

    “I was hoping for a isekai mini arc that eve got trapped in that vr with stinky tits and that transforming golf course with more forms than Sixshot.”

    wasn’t far off, but birdie wing is the gift that just keeps giving.