Nonpareil Roe Importance #09 — Lucky Albinos

March 9th, 2021


How does an albino have heterochromia exactly?


It's neat that they took a week off and then came back with this absolute fiasco of an episode. It's hard to know even where to begin. It starts out claiming that it's going to be a filler episode. From there, we go on a field trip to CEO-girl's lab and straight to their machine for stealing the dreams out of your head. Then she casually drops that she's a vat-grown ubermensch, genetically designed to be the ultimate CEO. But wait, there's more. She then pulls aside the curtain and they've been sitting next to her albino braindead friend in a vat the entire time. But wait, there's more. Said friend was a fellow vat-ubermensch, obsessed with death, running crazy ass experiments on herself until she killed herself. 

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE. Aside from her thinking death is the funnest thing ever, her monster is a bird that forces them to solve a geometry problem. BUT WAIT, etc. We then cut from there to hell's vending machine where the exposition dudes are taking a video call with the assistant that, no hyperbole here, is basically them going "So, it'd be super bad if the girls were to discover that we're secretly evil and manipulating them." "Yes, then they would try to stop our evil plans." Did they just give up on writing all together? Did they see the episode count looming and hurriedly have to throw together some kind of ending? What even was this nonsense?


Posted in Wonder Egg | 2 Comments »

2 Shouts From the Peanut Gallery

  • ZakuAbumi says:

    This will have turned into Symphogear by the end of it.

  • LUNI_TUNZ says:

    Mental Organism Designed Only for CEO-ing.

    Atleast I know I’ve never met anyone evil, because they clearly can’t help just blithely announcing their big evil plans.