天下制覇

Can't help but remind myself that this is exactly what Dendogram was.

Impressions:

I'd be lying if I said that I paid any actual attention to this. My phone was out. I browsed recipes looking for a good crispy chicken thing to go with rice for dinner, and am probably going with a standard quasi-Asian honey soy schtick, but maybe a peanut sauce if the mood takes me. Maybe some garlic too, because garlic goes great with everything.

As for the episode, they put on fanservice constumes, then she became a robot, then she bragged about becoming a robot while they all went "Wow. She's so cool." Then she went somewhere else and became a slightly different kind of giant robot. Didn't even fight things really. Only the other characters get to pretend to do that. Hell, the turtle did more fighting than her, which made this almost a damn Pokemon episode of just yelling out the names to attacks while sitting on the sidelines. If this was Sword Art Online or Dendrogram or Shield Hero or whatever, they would have made fewer silly faces and it probably would have been stretched out two or three more episodes. Note that I mentioned nothing about jokes, because there continue to not be any.

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