Grancrest War #09 — The Sex Episode

March 2nd, 2018


And ending with one, huge THRUST.


Which I'll admit, made me laugh, and that's more than I can say for the rest of the episode. There's a relationship between our main characters now? The two of them might be able to scrape up about half a character's worth of personality between the two of them combined, and this is all apparently based on them spending the night in a cave together. At which point, we're simply done with them for the episode. That's right. They fought a big fly, went to a cave, and had sex. The end. See you next week, supposed primary drivers of the story who have spent the last month doing absolutely nothing.

At this point, we return to the other other blonde creature that consumes screentime, who is doing… something somewhere for some reason. And then she strips naked to have sex with that one dude, but since she's a tragic noblewoman still in love with the other blonde creature, she only lets him kiss her once before the hilariously terrible sex bit. What was your favorite part? How he took off just his shirt? The gigantic single thrusting motion that didn't move her an inch? The way it then switched to dissolves of abstract stills? No Drogo with his khaleesi was this. I think they had to scrap whatever the hell it was they had originally and didn't feel like doing anything else in its place.

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3 Shouts From the Peanut Gallery

  • Neclord X says:

    Then again, its kind of curiois how much insist in ending with the Chaos, considering they kill far more people than chaos do.
    But I have to admit, that arab guy is the hero we need.

    • Aroduc says:

      Hey, there’s been like, three chaos monsters. Plus the one they summoned themselves just to kill it.

      For a grand total of… two deaths so far? And some singed huts?

  • :-) says:

    this is were the p0rn started