A Sister’s All You Need #11 — Attack on Merchandising

December 17th, 2017


That bean stalk looks uncomfortable.


I suppose at least they were pretty close to the rules of the board game that they decided to shill this week. At least, the writers were. The entire point of the game is to play out all your cards, so it's a little weird that they all had a bunch of cards left in their hands at the end of it. And that after five minutes of playing one round, they all sighed with relief over what an ordeal the whole thing had been. And how it conveniently went around exactly once, with each one getting exactly one and only one turn. One might question the contrivance of this blatant advertisement that they decided to shove into a third of the episode.

Yet, still better than the rest of the episode. At least you can kind of see where a joke might've been since at least someone thought about a giant dick stalk whip in an Attack on Titan parody. That was but like 3 seconds in a five minute segment though, and the shame of saying "dick" got far more billing. The first half was another Day In The Boring Life of Miss Boring, who continues to stumble around, her only contribution to life being stammering, blushing, and pearl clutching about how her only contribution to life is stammering and blushing. And then for the last five or so minutes, we sit down and have a recitation of feelings, emotions, and insecurities, right in front of the object thereof. Because they're all idiots who do idiot things.


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2 Shouts From the Peanut Gallery

  • The Phantom says:

    You know I thought that maybe there would be some interesting twists about why he rejected Mayu, maybe there was some deep profound psychological reason behind it, some backstory we have not fully seen yet, but no “Because her name will be mentioned in the newspaper and mine won’t”. Epic reason.

  • anise_punter says:

    The MC needs the overconfidence that only a 3-foot long laser penis can provide.