Hip Whip Girls!!!!!!!! #11 — Shiny Tits

December 15th, 2016

 

Not the stupidest thing in this episode. Not even a rare thing in anime for that matter.

Impressions:

The antagonist for this round, introduced in the first half, just has the magical power of essentially random explosions. Or ki bursts. Or whatever the hell you want to call them. So of course, we drop that at around the nine minute mark and don't mention it again until it's time for her angsty flashback about how having super powers is actually a source of mega-angst, at which point she decides to use her true power, unlocks Super Ass 2, and hair changes color. The other antagonists' powers are "being fat", "greased up her tits so they're extra shiny" (which I'm about 99% sure should be counted as cheating), and "two of them jump into one swimsuit."  The best part is how they just completely ignored the fourth member of the protagonist's team for the whole thing in order to keep things 'even.'

So much for any hopes at all of them doing more intelligent or more interesting things like an ass-based jiu-jitsu fighter, or capoeira. No, we can have a 'magic' one whose power is greasing up her breasts and dispenses cards from her ass when defeated. Expectations were never high, but it had so many cultural stereotypes it could've plumbed instead of what it's decided to go with, to say nothing of the narrative nonsense mentioned above. Thankfully, I'm mostly insulated from Japan's "this wasn't even my final form/I trying for realsies until now" brand of nonsense for the most part, refusing to indulge in Jump stuff, but it's no less pleasant when it crops up and they try to unrung the bell.  

       

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3 Shouts From the Peanut Gallery

  • Germanguy says:

    i do wonder if these girls how they do not break their tailbone

    • Germanguy says:

      argh..

      again, this time right:

      I wonder in how these girls do not break their tailbone…

      please ignore the first comment

      • Opulent Rag says:

        I know, right!? You’d think an anime with such a bullshit premise would easily go all out on the ridiculous T&A sizes.