天下制覇

Now entering the 8th episode.

Impressions:

Another episode piling on the evidence that this show's best days are behind it, and even those were pretty bad. It's stopped piling on the flashbacks, but astonishingly, it's not moving any faster for it. If anything, it might even being slower. This episode just had the protagonist getting touched and rubbed by women, whining, then 'training,' which almost entirely consisted of blathering over lazy-ass loops trying to masquerade as action.

Meanwhile, the lead girl fought some door guards off-screen, then fought some more door guards, mostly off-screen again, all leading up to the cliffhanger for next episode, where she'll fight… another door guard. I'm not sure what was stupider, when they cut away from the fight to stare at a guy going over idiotic platitudes, or when they cut away from him to show a sky scraper slowly spinning. It was another episode of absolutely goddamned nothing at any rate.

Next Episode:

The door guardest door guard.