Re:Zero #17 — Subaru Looks Aghast

July 25th, 2016

 

Wow. That's totally new and different.

Impressions:

Stop me if you've heard this one before. Subaru stares in horror, spends entire episodes bumming around, whining at and/or listening to women while helplessly bemoaning his fate, then magic the cruel and merciless world kills one or more of them through no fault of his while he looks on in further horror, screaming teary eyed about how helpless he is, having continued to try absolutely nothing to help anybody while still forgetting he can and has in the past reset everything to get another go round. Even Punchline wasn't this myopically idiotic about its own premise.

Since this seems to be the only episode the show has left in the tank, after sitting through it played on repeat for nigh on four months, I'm calling it quits. Enough is enough. At least I can enjoy the music of Macross and the animation/art of Zestiria. Sure, I'll miss Subaru's eventual 'moment of triumph', but if it's anything like the last two, it'll be him tackling some girl out of the way while someone else appears out of nowhere and cleans up the mess in seconds. Good riddance, you angsty, melodramatic, non-protagonist sack of crap. You learn nothing. You try nothing. All you exist for is to bemoan yourself. And you're enabled by a personality-less harem hanger-ons who could have been collectively replaced by a tub of ice cream and a recording of Ben Stein reading the Monster Manual, except he actually knows how to party.

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5 Shouts From the Peanut Gallery

  • Neclord X says:

    This got seriously ridiculous, now he is completly unable to say even a line “evil cult is going to raid the villain” instead of that he can only rant and order without explaining a thing, it would be comical if wasn’t so sad. This was probably one of the worst dialogues ever.

  • algorithm says:

    The people in charge have no goddamn idea how to deliver pathos.

  • Yuki says:

    Goddamn finally you dropped it. Took you long enough

  • kenuran says:

    I give you a bit of props for hanging on as long as you did. I’m about to tap out of this show myself. Its such a flawed premise that requires the main character to be selectively stupid just to squeeze out more drama and suffering before he finally dies, resets from the save point, then goes on to not do much anything new before dying again, till the plot feels like letting him progress till he gets stuck in another plot induced stupidity loop.

    The other major structural flaw in the shows premise is that Subaru is basically a powerless side character from a fantasy adventure plot put into the main character slot. He never could do anything major when hes up against sword wielding assassins, crazy dog demons or any magic users but it took until this episode for Subaru to finally realize that. It gets to the point where hes so embarrassing to look at that i find myself wanting to pause the episode. When it gets to that point, its well past the time to just give up.