Black Corpse #09 — Teenage Wasteland

June 2nd, 2016


This show was a severe mistake.


There's really nothing new to say about this episode. A bunch of teenagers stamp their feet petulantly and whine about how nobody understands their feelings for the seventeenth time but then decide to get over it until the next time no doubt ten minutes later while overly sappy violins drown out the helicopters, there's sort of a robot fight, but it's constantly cut away to show Obnoxious Putz A and Obnoxious Putz B filming it, or the bureaucratic minutia of the control room, and it's again overly pleased with itself for a cliffhanger that has neither a cliff nor a hang. The only two things of even slight note are that Whiney contributed to the fight, but not really and good god, was that clumsy, and she was kidnapped and taken to some magical hidey hole at the start, but not really? Or dumped right back out? Another in the train of cryptic nonsense there solely to be cryptic, not to actually serve this episode or the (lack of a) story in any way.  

So yet another in this show's endless parade of vapid, meandering nothings of episodes, thus all but guaranteeing that it'll be replaced by a wall of boobs next week. It didn't happen this week only because I spent my time translating instead since I'm chronically behind my own set goals lately. But I'll hit another milestone probably tomorrow and move on to the last… oh god why is there still so much left to do and why is so much of it godawful porn? Never, never again.

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3 Shouts From the Peanut Gallery

  • Dave Baranyi says:

    Bring on the Wall of Boobs – your audience is waiting!

  • Paulo27 says:

    Please remove all these awful and pointless side characters.

  • Anonymous says:

    This whole story feels like a YA book for girls