Hundred #01 — That’s a Guy. Really. We Promise.

April 4th, 2016

 

I am tired of that crap already and it is still not finished.

Impressions:

Wow, this light novel adaptation really mixed up the formula. Instead of walking in on the blonde red-themed tit monster naked and dueling over that, he's fighting her next episode because he and a bunch of other characters were being disruptive jackasses in the middle of an assembly, and he walked in on the… random girl who immediately latched onto him because… uh… he had a high test score? Oh, wait, that's supposed to be a guy. You can tell by his feminine voice, feminine hair, feminine ponytail and hair accessories, feminine chest, and feminine wedgie up her feminine ass as the camera zooms up it during his magical girl transformation sequence. What a hilarious situation this is and how surprised I shall be when he is revealed to not have a penis. I have surely never seen this before ever and it is such a hilarious thing how they won't goddamned let up on it.

At least he then headbutted 'him' in the face. That was easily the most satisfying part of the episode. Certainly not Jesus-protagonist, taking the blame for imbeciles being irresponsible jackasses. I'm entirely in Bitchy McRed's corner there. Then when they reached the child scientist and her animal maid to explain the imbecilic generic LN premise at excruciating (ie any) length, the Cliche-o-meter practically exploded. Nor does it have any real strength in its production from this episode. There was more action in the next episode preview than there was this week, so the opening is writing checks that I cannot possibly imagine it'll be able to cash. I guess at least it wasn't as embarrassingly sad as Cerberus, but I suspect that's mainly because it didn't even bother to try.

Next Episode:

Overdue fight against Big Boobs.

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8 Shouts From the Peanut Gallery

  • Sanjuro says:
    April 4, 2016 at 9:17 pm

    They wear skin tight training suits, go to some big weird training arena and summon their own weapons. Hmmm. Hmmmmmmmmm. What’s going on?

  • Haba says:
    April 4, 2016 at 11:08 pm

    Halp, I have been stuck in a forever repeating loop where I am forced to witness the same events over and over again!

    Oh no wait, just watching bad anime nvm.

  • algorithm says:
    April 5, 2016 at 6:16 am

    Is that the IS iteration of the season?

  • Germanguy says:
    April 5, 2016 at 10:27 am

    wait? did i not saw it lately? Seems like there are many clones out there

  • anise_punter says:
    April 5, 2016 at 1:54 pm

    one day we will kill off the sword-magic-academy light novel series

    or there’ll be a good one

    or the sweet meteor of death will finally claim us all

    • A.Nagy says:
      April 5, 2016 at 7:47 pm

      We are already transitioning into the summoned to another world/reincarnated into another world light novel series and is that really any better?

  • The Phantom says:
    April 7, 2016 at 7:57 pm

    It is ridiculous how this shows appears every season with no variation whatsoever, and yea nobody believes that girl is male, not even MC.

  • Anonymous says:
    May 3, 2016 at 3:01 pm

    even beyond the low budget look and all the other flags I knew the show would be crap when the blond started talking about how a single mistake can lead to losses on a battlefield so its ok to kick out cadets that are late for a ceremony. ceremony has nothing to do with combat + people go to schools to learn no one is perfect from the get go. show needs to be real got for me to deal with irritating people like that but this show is unlikely to be anywhere near good.