天下制覇

*sound of face hitting keyboard*.

Impressions:

Well, at least they made a different episode. That would almost be something. Maybe next week, they can make an episode with something in it. We're still in a holding pattern, except now it seems we're transitioning into melodrama and flashbacks instead of qudditch and rapey grins, so I can't even celebrate it as anything new or different. Nor is it really clear why it exists. Hey girl, you're feeling down, well, here's some feelings I had, girl. So girl, you go feel your feelings, girl. And then, we go back to the usual nonsensical quidditch and rapey grins, ending with the shocking shockingness of Lobotomy Pink spontaneously falling into the water because… melodramatic effect, I guess? I love how the two 'rival' girls exist for no reason but to be dicks. Show up, be dicks, and probably kick sand on her as they leave. Praise the director's restraint for it not immediately breaking out in angst rain at that point.

Next Episode:

Oh god. Flashbacks? Are you kidding me?