God’s Blessings #03 — Vegetarian Moral Crisis

January 27th, 2016

 

Girls wear underwear. Hilarious.

Impressions:

I can honestly say, without any hyperbole, that what impressed me the most about this episode is that there is somebody working in Japanese media who understood that clothing is not form hugging and women's breasts are not gravity defying. Whoever you are, you crazy maverick, you keep fighting the good fight in the name of physics. Or maybe it was just a fluke. Anyway, a not very exciting episode otherwise, although at least they were doing other things in the process instead of just focusing half the episode on nothing but spitting out the new gimmicky girl and calling that enough. Most of the gimmicks brought with her have already worn out their welcome though. The stealing panties schtick is dumb and certainly could have been used for actual humorous effect, but instead went for "lol panties" and called it a day. I'm also already sick of the constant blushing, orgasms, and over-detailed lips from masochism girl. Been there, done that. Stop repeating that now, please.

That leaves murdering the murder of feral cabbage to carry the episode, but again, there could have been some actual jokes there that largely went to waste to instead focus on "cabbages that move!?" and "Look at these tits bouncing and girl moaning!" These are not the rare and special treats that you seem to think they are, Japan, nor is them bouncing because they were hit with a head of lettuce add enough of a variety to make it seem particularly refreshing or new, unless you're a particularly enthusiastic vegetable fetishist, I guess, but even then, I'd think you'd lean towards zucchini, cucumbers, or carrots and a more insertion type thing, not bludgeoning tits with lettuce.

Next Episode:

Harem assembled. Time to do something with it.

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4 Shouts From the Peanut Gallery

  • algorithm says:

    Loliko for life.

  • Paulo27 says:

    Those clothes still look pretty gravity defying to me… Unless there’s an invisible string there, maybe you were just distracted by the obvious, which is obviously why gravity was acknowledged here.