K – Return of the Fog #11 — Someone Else’s Tits

December 11th, 2015

 

Why would they try to play that up as a climactic moment?

Non-Impressions:

We can start and end with my interest here with the question of whether they bothered animating any fights this week, and the answer there is no. Well, a qualified no. No matter how much the camera spins, I'm not going to count walking through a hail of gunfire while bullets bounce of your magical shield for the umpteenth time, which leaves about 20 seconds of a CGI blimp crashing and about twice that of drawing swords, posing, and totally promising that there'd be a super great fight coming next week. The true surprise is that they spent a little time gawking at someone else's balloon tits thanks to random x-ray vision, although the glowing CGI people were somehow more unsettling. And… that's the extent of it. The rest was the usual K krap, sitting around their magical tablet as magic fish fly out and give people random powers (oh wait, that'd be stupid), we'll all have to pull together, and that this will be their greatest battle yet… against people they've only fought about 1.5 times before, and defeated when they did. Maybe this time, they'll have to break a sweat in the process.

Next Episode:

Yawn.

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4 Shouts From the Peanut Gallery

  • Paulo27 says:

    It’s ok… it’s almost over.

  • Sanjuro says:

    I wonder what percentage of this is them pulling out their swords. Maybe it means something else? Hmm.