Cavalry of the Failed Knight #09 — Strip, You Whore

November 28th, 2015

 

And now, like usual, she will quietly exit the arc.

Impressions:

"That's the end of another arc, so it's time for a fanservice relationship episode."
"But we can't have their relationship advance or change."
"Obviously, so just pick some new piece of foreplay we haven't used yet and have them blush for five minutes over it like they've never been straddling each other or rubbing their naked bodies all over each other's naked bodies before. How about… undressing?"
"Fantastic! I'll pen that in for a third of the episode. But what about setting up the new arc?"
"Eh, use some of those CGI rock monsters from the trash heap."
"But we can't use trash CGI for the characters."
"Yeah, but we don't need to animate them either. Just use some CGIs, and for the characters who are supposed to be fast, have them just do a bunch of poses and then run past everything while it spontaneously explodes."
"Brilliant! That's why you earn the big bucks and I'm on my knees, sucking your dick."
"You did seem kind of talky for a Taiwanese prostitute."
"One last thing, sir. Were we able to get the one guy in Japan who knows how to draw a slope?"
"No, he's still completely imaginary."
"Damn!"

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4 Shouts From the Peanut Gallery

  • Sanjuro says:

    Nine episodes to get to braids. Not worth it.

  • jingoi says:

    Shizuku should follow Stella’s example….strip.

  • Anonymous says:

    Whats wrong with the slope?

  • Shadow Chaser says:

    Still waiting to see Shizuku have her first fight.