Unlimited Blade Words #10.5 — Constipated

December 20th, 2014


Don’t force it.


What a weird episode. Why would they air something only ten minutes long in the middle of the season? It’s not like it was a recap or some problem with production or anything. I should divulge that I can’t see anything when Shirou’s in an apron, puttering around the kitchen like someone’s grandma fussing over whether the ginger snaps have enough vanilla. Christ. He’s not even allowed to sit at the big kid’s table.

That’s right. Last week’s uptick with Kuzuki means that it’s all out budget saving this week. Shirou cooks. Badly. Because he keeps dropping things to the foreshadowing foghorn. The camera pans over shots of people’s pants. Shirou sits around and listens to people talk at him while looking constipated. Shirou gets determined to do something about his constipation problem by sitting in the dark and playing with his pipe until Archer comes in and starts rubbing his naked body while Saber watches until he awakens to a shocking realization about himself in regards to being rubbed by swarthy men. Mercy me.


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3 Shouts From the Peanut Gallery

  • Sanjuro says:

    Why can’t every episode be 20 minutes of Taiga? Even you couldn’t complain about that.

  • Tsuneki says:

    Why is Taiga so damn huge? Even Shirou is amazed.

  • ark noir says:

    He was probably rigorously tommy tanking in happiness hence the numb arm. Hey he did projection for the 1st time so it was event worthy at least or he helped someone.