Blade Dance #07 — Faff Hard: With a Vengeance

August 25th, 2014


Do something. Dooooo something, you damnable insecure little brats.


Another episode of almost entirely faffing about with another unbudgeted, speedliney, half-assed fight at the end that was only tenuously at best connected to anything else in the first seventeen minutes of the episode. Eight minutes in and they were still ‘coyly’ pussyfooting around him not remembering Purple by giving him hints until he remembered (for what purpose again?) followed by Red and Blonde arguing about their bra sizes just to give you a sense of how little was going on. While I congratulate it for adding breasts to its previous repertoire of only thighs, at seven episodes in, one would think they’d be a little more ambitious than some squishing noises and hugging an arm. 

Make your own joke about Dumbo not being able to get it up when it counted.

Next Episode:


More of the same.

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7 Shouts From the Peanut Gallery

  • Mesousa2877 says:

    Once again, the protagonist is actually the prettiest character in the cast.

  • algorithm says:

    Another week of wondering why you’re still watching it.

    • Aroduc says:

      Because Monday through Wednesday is no man’s land.

      And I’m groggy enough in the morning to sit through it in a groggy daze until it comes time to write, I have to think back about what happened.

  • elior1 says:

    well it seems the next episode will continue the battle so i hope this is going to take at least half episode to end

  • Sanjuro says:

    Sounds to me like you’re just jealous that the boy you like won’t rub your breasts.

  • jingoi says:

    They are doing something….being moe