Nourin #07 — Tomato Vaginas

February 21st, 2014


Finally putting that doujin past all their artists have to use.


After the rest of this week so far playing the game of “Let’s pad this crap out and go absolutely nowhere!”, I was thinking I’d give this credit for at least attempting to do something new each week. If only they were half competent at it. But then this episode was just a goddamned mess. The ’emotional’ ending had nothing to do with the rest, which was primarily melodrama followed by about seven minutes of fat jokes. Not even to the witty level of something like a Your Mom joke either. Just “Hey fatty! You’re fat!” I don’t even think there was enough there to make an afterschool special bulimia joke out of it.

So after the first eight minutes or so, it was time to switch gears with the abruptness of an orca reaching a parking lot at the end of a free fall. For what? For vegetable drama. And I guess fruit drama too if we’re counting tomatoes. Even that was just basically like… “Stuff’s sick! –sad music– Now allow me to explain everything!” Exposition is meant to be the glue holding the interesting bits together. And that has absolutely nothing to do with the completely ass-pull ‘touching’ ending either.

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4 Shouts From the Peanut Gallery

  • algorithm says:

    “Let’s pad this crap out and go absolutely nowhere!”

    Sounds like Skyward Sword.

    • Aroduc says:

      Pfft. It’s become a rallying cry for most of Nintendo’s flagship games for at least a decade, but especially the Zelda series. “This is the 50th time you’ve received this item. Would you like to learn what it is again?”

      • algorithm says:

        Skyward Sword is the crystallisation of all the bullshit Nintendo has been feeding its audience for years. Can’t wait to see how terrible the next entry will be.

  • The Phantom says:

    So she went to the farm for fatty, at least they did not put a flashback, but it was a lame and silly plotwist.