Heroes and ACs or Something #10 — Hand in a Box

December 6th, 2013


It’s no Dick in a Box.


I’d probably be more annoyed by the obligatory turn to the dramatic and inevitable angsting, misunderstandings, and shouting about "my true feelings" if I wasn’t so sick of its poor attempts at comedy. Also, Walmart can apparently add inciting wars to its list of sins after mass murder, slavery, prostitution, and I don’t even remember what else. Maybe it means someone will fight something again, which have been the few points in this affair where my interest has peaked. They actually tend to put a little effort into those scenes for whatever strange reason.

Anyway, people come back to take Phino off to be the new demon lord after she reveals that she doesn’t want to be. Episode over. Yep. That’s it. What could have probably been done in about a minute or so as a pre-OP hook instead ate up the entire 22 minutes because they also needed to fit in Phino laughing… again, Nova getting molested… again, Raul blushing… again and I’m sick of this bit so fill in the rest of the characters yourself. Or other important things like… *gasp* an evil amulet! How do we know it’s evil? Because we were told it was. At length. Forget it being covered in spikes and being a sickening green with some manner of reptillian iris, or even used this week because it’s not. God help us if they had actually just put the thing on her and it did whatever. I’m not sure my feeble brain could have taken that much excitement or suspension. Luckily, I have an entire week to ponder what evil it might do.

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8 Shouts From the Peanut Gallery

  • dmonhiro says:

    Aww…. they remembered they had a plot. How cute.

  • ZakuAbumi says:

    “It’s no Dick in a Box.”
    Looks like translating dozens of porn games has taken its toll on you, Aroduc.

    “Maybe it means someone will fight something again”
    And hopefully, they’ll get Takeuchi back to animating for the finale.

    • Aroduc says:

      ~1750 lines remaining, 579 are porn covering: 4 blowjobs, 2 cowgirl, 1 from behind, 1 other, every single one of them a group scene involving various assortments of 12 females.

      Fun weekend of fandisking ahead.

  • jingoi says:

    schweddy balls is better than 99$ of this…and IS2.

  • The Phantom says:

    You should probably give it a try to the last two episodes of Kyōkai no Kanata, it seems to have improved quite a bit since the music song insert.

  • kenuran says:

    If it ends up doing that “boss rush thing where Raul goes through his former hero friends, then Airi who basically lets Raul go right past her with little to no fight because FEELINGS, then rescues Fino after shes turned Demon Lord by the EVIL amulet which gets broken because Raul’s HUGGING and FEELINGS while shouting ‘FIIIIINOOOOOOOO’ or something like that snaps her out of it”, I would be fine with it if it has some decent action to it.

    At this point thats all i want.