Valvrave #18 — Daddy Issues

November 14th, 2013


That moustache just needs a little more wax to make a great 80s porn star.


The more this becomes about L-Elf and his gang, the more that I feel like I’ve completely just lost track of whatever the hell’s supposed to be going on, at least as far as the big picture’s concerned. There used to be ‘scrappy’ students fighting against space Nazis who may or may not have been secretly led by a cabal of space wizard vampires, now I can barely even keep track of what the rape victim is doing. I feel like she’s (well, both of them) been in that kid’s body for at least days now, and apparently these kids have access to bloody well everything too. Who’s in charge of carrying their bodies around anyway?

Of course, drilling down to the little picture of the episode, I have no damn idea what was going on there either. Doofus reunited with his ‘father’ who is of the droolingly insane variety. I’m not really sure why they even put him in for that 5 minute aside. Nor am I really clear as to why the operatic wailing began when they learned that the superteen vampire club was created by them either. I… guess that was supposed to be the big event or reveal of the episode, but hell if I know why that makes any more difference than if they had instead learned that they were all created from a robot unicorn’s magical farts. Or even why any of them would give a crap since Haruto’s apparently the only one who gets rapey due to his power (and yet has been in complete control of it this entire season I think) and/or Marie is the only one who forgot the magical plot device dongle that keeps it from eating brains. 

Next Episode:

Oh no. Don’t shoot the immortal vampire. Again.

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3 Shouts From the Peanut Gallery

  • flamerounin says:

    wow! they turned hyaruto into kira yamato, the ultimate raping vampire coordinator.

    i am surprised XD

  • Fate says:

    I don’t think they know what is going on either when they are writing this show.