天下制覇

Breasts and pork.

Impressions:

I don’t even know whether to be disappointed or relieved that he’s just apparently blazing through this stupid mission thing based around the horrible Japanese cliche that saying "I like you" is some kind of verboten thing except in the case of TRUE FOREVER ETERNAL LOVE or for imbeciles/children. I mean, good lord, Drill Tits (that’s drill plus tits, not tits that drill) was just handed to him by the show’s even more obvious than usual deus ex. Granted, in return, it did force me to suffer through about 8 "you’re the one doing this!" punchlines in a row at which point I wanted to slap the tits off them both. Not even for fun either. Just to shut them the hell up.

I’m also a bit tired of the old trope of a standoffish girl who spazzes out over some random cute thing. It’s not cute, Japan. Or if it was, it has long since died after you decided the fifty-seven thousandth time. Made even worse by the deus ex amnesia wiping it all out anyway, so… you know… I wasn’t exactly thrilled by the end of the episode, shall we say. Wasn’t there supposed to be some kind of competition? For like… the last month?