Armored Angels #05 — Planes, Trains, and Automobiles

November 1st, 2012


…What about the mermaid?


Come on, Master. You had one job. Pick up the box that had your enslaved tiny female creatures stuffed inside it. That’s it. That’s all you had to do, and you screwed it up. This episode also raised a number of questions. Such as why packs of wolves would be roaming around near civilized areas hunting action figures. Even if you assume that the shrims were edible, isn’t there easier prey than things generally armed with laser guns? Maybe Japanese wolves have developed beam shields. I was also questioning why they inflated the swim toys before carrying them, but then as soon as Ann dropped her bag, they just abandoned those offscreen anyway. Also, Ann’s hair is detachable? Did I just miss that previously? Probably yes.

Anyway, mostly just their journey to meet MAAAAAAAAAAASTER at the beach after he left them behind. And… uh… even more bad montages of traveling this time, complete with terrible insert song leading straight into the ED for nearly five straight minutes of that brand of nonsense. No fights or weird kart racing, just a random encounter with something that they needed to toss in to make sure they could sell a new line of figures which took up less time than most of the montages. Exciting.



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7 Shouts From the Peanut Gallery

  • DmonHiro says:

    OK, it’s been 5 episodes. WHAT THE HELL IS WITH THE HAMSTER?

  • Esker says:

    The sad thing is that all the toys that are in the show are discontinued and show no signs of being re-issued.

    Also you forgot to change the template.

  • Anonymous says:

    at least they didn’t jump a shark

  • ark noir says:

    Double entendre time! they’re plastic and not real, why cover them?

  • Jack says:

    “You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!”

    /too old?