Zombie’ssu #?? — CG Omelets

October 22nd, 2012


What was the point of this?

I’ve lost all sense of numbering and do not care to change that. Also, there is a non-Chinese subbed version, but it’s approximately 1 gig bigger and in a resolution larger than my laptop. I do not care to put in the ‘effort’ for that either.


Let’s see what we begin with here… The entire cast fellating popsicles as Japanese are apparently taught to do, then after the OP plays, Sera’s hanging up lingerie while Haruna sits in front of the fan with her mouth open, letting it blast her in the face. You’d think that’d be a good start for an pointless OVA just to make some people drool over the characters, so of course they follow it up with his obnoxious screaming friend. I also feel like I need to point out Ayumu’s native Peruvian clothing for the rummage sale. What the living hell was that? The only thing more embarrassing was Deen’s attempt to show off their CG with a glistening slow-mo coin and wobbling omelets. Seriously, Deen? CG omelets? Seriously? And the ‘lesson’ of the segment was that all the other girls will whore themselves out to sell crap for Haruna. I… don’t even know where to begin there. I also liked how Plain Girl took off her pants and then was holding her jacket. Japanese clothing, man. I have no idea how it works.

The entire thing was more or less the same as the entire second season, and I mean that quite literally in that it was half-assed, uncreative, and was more concerned with filling time than being funny or titillating. You turn him invisible and what do you do with it? Watch girls stretch. That’s the best you can think of? Seriously? You’d think that they’d at least ramp up the T&A for an OVA, but no, apparently not. Which begs the question what this was for. A little sideboob, cleavage, and bloomers is not bonus-episode worthy. Did we run out of ideas after frittering away an entire season, Deen?


Posted in Is This a Zombie? | 4 Comments »

4 Shouts From the Peanut Gallery

  • sams says:

    Not enough T&A really makes this whole thing pointless indeed, also they missed the chance of having Ms Vampire-Ninja family get a piece of Zombie ass … that would have been funny to see the dude being rood by the back and being traumatized for life while the other girls don’t know WTH is happening.


  • jingoi says:

    Some say studios don’t care to put effort into non-moe anime anymore, others say it’s a plot to make everything else look bad compared to moe. One day One Piece will be forced to have a moe straw hat, JJBA will need moe to survive, the next Muv Luv will turn the BETA into man hating lolis!

  • DK says:

    This is being close to Seitokai No Ichizon in terms of Worst Anime of All Time, but DEEN is now being declared as the new Ed Wood of the anime world: a man who constantly keeps making horrible anime after horrible anime, and yet somehow keeps making money.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ed_Wood = DEEN

  • Cartman says:

    I’ve always hated this trash

    kore zombie Suck my balls!