The Aesthetics of an Antihero #11 — Squeeze Her Until She Pops

September 13th, 2012


Ye lords, Pinky.


Surprisingly not horrible. Probably because this particular dragon didn’t talk for a long time, and by the time it did start rambling aimlesly, it also had Pinky wrapped up and was squeezing her like a grape. I think her lungs were being compressed into her breasts. Of course, it still wasn’t… how to say… good, but at least it wasn’t another twenty minutes of talking heads. The animation was frequently only mediocre instead of terrible too.

Otherwise, all the usual problems. Rambling unneeded and poorly timed nonsense about being a regular girl, the entire episode should’ve been done in ten minutes instead of twenty, and utterly uninspired action direction. Everybody unleashes their attacks in turn as he stands there motionlessly and then steps out of the smoke unharmed? Be still my beating heart. And if you’re wondering what the point of the electric bike was all those episodes back, it was so that he could ride it while saving Pinky. Chekhov’s gun strikes again! The show wouldn’t have been the same without that.


Closeups of eyes.

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5 Shouts From the Peanut Gallery

  • algorithm says:

    This show’s reviews keep getting shorter and shorter.

    Dragon. Boobs. Fight. Till next time.

  • Eric says:

    Who squeezes grapes?

  • DE-KLAC-CADE says:

    so now guess better go all or nothing on it.

    shorty rep & lesbian all ok give shorty plan to do something &then boom yea phil become a DRAGON!!!

    give boss still bit recover miu doing bait time on dragon til boss get better & miu flying distract dragon then attack the yikes til vice pres & those 2 student council help then shorty rep & lesbian help too.

    til BOOM everyone down but miu then cue wrapping on miu &yet miu said she i do what i want & believe in boss cause he is real hero.

    phil-dragon still grr til boss rescue in his bike then battle phil-dragon seem going well til dragon blast aim at miu?!

    to be continued…

  • Benigmatica says:

    And the world is destroyed… THE END!

    Oh wait, this ending is a lie!

  • Gorilla13 says:

    “Everybody unleashes their attacks in turn as he stands there motionlessly and then steps out of the smoke unharmed?”

    Dragon Ballz brah. Niggas love that shit!