That’s Why I Can’t Have Sex #12 — More Dog Abuse

September 25th, 2012


German shepherds should not be used like that.


It’s more than a little disturbing that they used an entire dog to censor his penis. It’s more disturbing that they kept showing it too. You can just… you know… not start the camera focused on his dick. Nothing would have been lost. But anyway, nothing special here. They cut over what could’ve been a fight, Lis goes inside him, admits that she likes him, convenient curse dissolves in a flood of sparklies and gasps of surprise, harem status quo right back to where it was 5 episodes ago, run ED. The end. Great. Glad the thing that we spent the better part of a month on ultimately led nowhere. That’s what really makes for a memorable conclusion right there. A fat lot of nothing.

Final Thoughts:

There’s not a whole bunch left to say here. It went from amusingly and incomprehensibly bad to just a flat out parade of poor attempts at overblow melodrama. The animation was often not bad, but since every single battle was the same sequence of "Protagonists struggle and lose until exploding with a mysterious power" and almost all of them were against generic CG blobs, they all just blended together into an indistinguishable mess. They were struggling with the same things in episode 9 as they were in episode 1 and dispatched the ‘last boss’ with as much difficulty as they did his CG grunts an episode earlier.

The entire last month was when it got truly awful though by wallowing in its horribly machinated melodrama instead of nonsense about centaurs reading porn. None of the characters were anywhere close to strong enough for multiple episodes of nothing but brooding, not to mention that the everything about the curse was just laughably horrible. And again defeated by them struggling against… nothing… before dissolving it with a burst of mysterious power/sparklies. Fan-goddamned-tastic.

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7 Shouts From the Peanut Gallery

  • algorithm says:

    So uh, congrats for completing a fucking terrible show?

    • Aroduc says:

      It wasn’t the first, nor will it be the last.

      • algorithm says:

        I know, watching anime is suffering sometimes.
        I don’t really get it myself.

        Why didn’t you take on SAO? That was a terrible anime I would have loved to see around. It’s getting old to read those cocksucking reviews everywhere else.

  • Hinano says:

    I actually sat through this entire show lmao.
    I agree it was funnier when Shimono was screaming about his Kingdom than when they tried some herpy derp plot

  • jingoi says:

    I swear if this gets another season or an ova someone is going to lose their nuts=die, don’t care if quele’s breasts are finally shown.


    so now it all over give yea look things manage get better sorta?

    purple hair plan to take ryosuke but his sword is keeping him safe while iria tackle purple yet mina get text cue still way to save ryosuke.

    cue lisara stab self with mina’s dagger to go inside save ryosuke while inside almost let go then lisara admit she want ryosuke cue kiss all ok.

    after seeing all of purple hair see look like safer by idea of life jewel aka human & grimworld people co-exist same world all good for all being happy.

    yea everything fine all check back to normal of sorts now ryosuke now even think get all his treasure girls “knocked-up” for births while bleeding wtih caeasr-censor on it.

    end with ova on way still wish if make crossover with DxD.

  • RaiKitsune says:

    When is the preview for the next season coming?