天下制覇

…The dog got a lot of action this week.

Impressions:

I prefer to think of the start as her breaking down in tears not because he woke up, but because she caught him swapping saliva with the dog and was so overwhelmed by jealousy that it broke her fragile mind. The entirety of the first half was spent trying to keep him from figuring out what happened in blatant padding… followed by… and wait for this… someone popping up to infodump what happened. They could have at least made the padding creepy if they were going to go all angsty over the eventual reveal, but no… just the usual nonsense. Strip poker! But he cheated! Hi-larious! And then five minutes of despaaaaaaaaaair. Because Doofus/this show have really done emotion and drama amazingly so far.

I’m ready for this to be over. Or to move back to Thursday evenings when I cleanly have more patience for its shenanigans.

Preview:

Talking foreheads.