That’s Why I Can’t Have Sex #08 — Vs More Generic CG
August 28th, 2012
The sad thing is that they have yet to not struggle against anything.
Impressions:
Boy, let me tell you. It is incredibly more unpleasant to watch this first thing in the morning than in the evening after I’m well-fed and have settled into my nest for an evening. Also, maybe it’s just the week and a half plus early morning haze, but what the hell was stupid doing on the ledge? I don’t remember her exactly being kept until lock and key, but that’s not quite the same as a ledge. So if we summarize her side of the story this week, she stepped out onto a ledge, fell off a few seconds later, and then this allowed her to admit that she liked the guy she follows around like a dog, unlocking her latent magical powers, at which point she disappeared from the episode again. Great.
Elsewhere, and wait for this surprise development, Lis ran into a room of generic CG monsters, and got immediately beaten by all of them. Then Ilya had a change of heart and came back, letting both of them immediately kill them all in one attack. Good god, is this show a slave to its formula. Its horrible horrible formula. Q and Idiot predictibly went nowhere beyond some heavy petting and licking. The magical maids’ healing tongues were more amusing, and those involved snake tongues/boiling saliva that healed wounds. That could’ve just been the porn music though instead of Idiot squirming in terror about cooties.
Preview:
"Now I will sit in my hole."
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as long he doesn’t do the encyclopedia shit I’m OK with it