A Deep And Moving Fantasy Epic #08 — Pointy Things

May 22nd, 2012


Just kidding, it’s more tits.


So if you’ve been waiting with bated breath to know what the protagonists do this week, then wait no further. They take a bath. And then Lotte wanders off, climbs onto a hay cart, and falls asleep. That’s right. She just traipses into the middle of a forest, somehow manages to find a hay cart by the side of the road, climbs six feet up into it, and then proceeds to sleep through being carted through the entire forest, and is shocked when she falls out of it the next morning. And then the party sets out to find her. This is the entire contribution of the entire protagonist group for the entire episode.

Elsewhere, we have Aldra, a half-demon with a design where they just started adding pointy things to her and then had no idea when to stop… aside from her ginormous ass bumping into everything. She… uh… does the laundry. And cleans. And then animates her frog and mouse dolls by squeezing them between her breasts and thighs. And goes around to all the antagonists to have a chitchat, but I’d be lying if I said I was actually paying attention to any of the magical or political babble. I have a better recollection of her squealing over the fish on her shopping trip than I do what she was talking about with Drillhead.

The big revelation for me this week was that the text they’re using is not in fact just fantasy gibberish as I originally assumed, but a nigh-illegible English font instead. Also, they use the same font for typesetting on wanted posters as they do for handwriting. This could mean something, but I’m not sure what yet. Perhaps next week will have the answer. 



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5 Shouts From the Peanut Gallery

  • jeckyllgeek says:

    I would disagree, the cleavage is deep and jiggling is a form of moving.

  • KLAC-vengers says:

    just relax ep with re-introduce aldra & etc.

    next ep blow the sea shell horn.

    but wait for subs 2 weeks later.

  • The Phantom says:

    You complain about this kind of show, but you however always blog it when some kind of reincarnation/next season appears, you said you do it cause is fun to make fun of it, are you sure that is only for that?.

  • KLAC-vengers says:

    well unless there really those loyal to QB’s series?

    or that yea it’s hidden good to watch.

    i know yea i qb’s series too.

  • KLAC-of_Fighters says:

    so let see

    wanted poster showing mention of army so queen clau send elina to hunt one of the three wanted.
    while ho-ski ymir is have another.
    re-introduce aldra living normal life, slip & clumsy, also have a husband.
    but memory lost with one thing still remind find her sister.
    after talk with siggy here come ho-ski ymir.
    meanwhile mirim still want to fight give concern then dinner time to steam bath.
    annelotte’s harem thinking they want queen annelotte.
    give annelotte bit don’t know take wonder but got nap in moving wagon.
    ho-ski ymir make aldra do summon spell & join queen’s army.
    doing summon while in stuffed toy outft it works there alive & giant spoon to obey.
    next day annelotte got lost her harem search for her & also reason why join annelotte.
    aldra write letter to husband but dolls summon are loose & wild to get women.
    queen clau & ho-ski ymir get plans ready need siggy.

    next ep sound the sea shell is a ninja.