天下制覇

I really question this world’s religious doctrine.

Impressions:

And this week, we have a valkyrie girl (apparently someone shrimpy knows? I try not to think about this stuff) who has magical vibrating crystals installed over her crotch and nipples on armor she can’t remove. After she escapes and runs off to the church, the nun begins trying to spank the magic out of her while her vibrating crystals… vibrate. Honestly though, after everything else the show’s done over the last two episodes, just (yes, just) vibrating underwear barely seems like anything. Last week you had a girl unlocking doors by jamming her strap-on into them and then gyrating. Sex underwear and spankings seem almost mundane in comparison. It was almost back to being just blandly horrible instead of… I don’t even know what the words are.

You’d also think that it’d make her terrible in a fight. It says a lot about Lotte’s abilities that she can barely stand her ground against someone who’s under the effects of three vibrators and spending most of the fight with her eyes closed. For that matter, where exactly is Lotte getting all these replacement breastplates anyway? She goes through them almost every episode. Maybe instead of sending random hunters out, you should just put a massive tax on G-cup breastplates across the kingdom and wait the week or two it’ll take before Lotte has to either give up or wander around everywhere naked.

Preview:

Foreigners.